Man’s boner worried about getting noticed during yoga class

NEWTON, MA - A man’s erection was totally on edge during a Bikram yoga class today.

The man’s hard on was stiff with fear throughout much of the 60-minute session, despite its best efforts to return to a flaccid state.

“You hear that yoga is tougher than you think it’s going to be, but I never thought it would be this hard. Everyone says it helps you get looser, but honestly I just tense up every time I’m in here,” the woody said.

The man who was supposed to be responsible for his engorged penis told reporters that as much as he loves his stiffy, he was never happy to see it during a yoga class.

“We normally have a great relationship. An ‘I rub his back, he rubs mine, what goes around cums around’ type of thing.” He told us. “But at yoga he’s got a mind of his own.”

Despite the hard times, the man also saw some positives with his unwanted erections.

“On the bright side, I can track my increasing flexibility by seeing how much closer I am to sucking my own dick.”