Students mad, Swedish exchange student not even tall, attractive or blonde

ANN ARBOR, MI – Students at the University of Michigan have been left “very upset and tremendously disappointed” after learning that their new classmate, a study abroad student from Sweden, isn’t a tall elegant goddess with locks of golden blonde hair.

“I feel cheated.” One male student told reporters. “I was expecting Rapunzel and instead we got… well, let’s just say that Disney doesn’t make princesses that look like her.”

“I think I’ve mixed up Sweden and Sudan.” Another added.

The Swedish citizen, who is a refugee from Afghanistan, also left students dumbfounded when she, “discussed Game of Thrones, Kim Kardashian and New Year’s Day like she knew all of America’s past-times before she had even been here.”

The news of yet another second-rate study abroad student comes on the back of multiple reports last week that claimed a new African student at the UConn was “just a white dude from South Africa,” a Korean woman at Penn State “didn’t want to participate in her roommate’s selfie,” and a New Zealander at the University of Oregon has apparently “only slept with one sheep.”

With dissatisfaction growing in American colleges, Trump is expected to release a statement this afternoon where he will announce the reinstatement of border camps to detain foreign exchange students.